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Opinions, guides, rankings, and sausage manifestos from DJ Ever. Nobody asked. He wrote them anyway.

Why Sausages Are the Future

A sincere, well-researched argument for why sausages are not just a food but a philosophy, a lifestyle, and honestly a form of therapy.

After 12 months of rigorous fieldwork, I have developed a definitive system for ranking every kielbasa you will ever encounter. You're welcome.

Nobody asked me to write this. I wrote it anyway. Here is why mixing music and meat are essentially the same art form.

Step-by-step guide. Not for the faint of heart. This is the event guide I wish existed when I started. It didn't, so I wrote it.